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Fake Pregnancy Tests
Fake Pregnancy Bellies
Fake Pregnancy Papers
Fake Preggo Everything

Have Fun with
Fake Pregnancy Bellies

Be Pregnant -- Get More Presents!
(these make great Santa Bellies too!)

You're going somewhere on Turkey-Day and Christmas, Right?
Go Pregnant! You Know You Want to!

Scare the Absolute B-Jesus Out of Your
Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with Fake Pregnancy Stomachs!

Usually ships same day, always within 72 hours.

Shows the actual fake pregnancy garment being worn

 
Shows the actual fake pregnancy garment being worn

Make the belly larger or smaller by wearing
tighter or looser tube-tops underneath.
Look 3 months pregnant, or eight.

                        
Ships in a plastic storage bag with a hanging hook thing that serves virtually no purpose at all
except to protect it from Badger feces, which may or may not be a significant problem in your home.

Note: If you hike these up on your body they
also make a great "Santa Suit Belly"

Fake pregnant belly
Pregnant costume
Pregnant belly costume
Fake pregnancy belly
Fake pregnant stomachs
Sympathy suit
Empathy suit

These are actually nicely manufactured garments. We looked long and hard, high and low before finally stocking this particular belly. The price is great, and they're well-made. The stuffing is a type of polyfill. One size fits all -- more or less. We find that these are designed mostly for people of average height and up, and of average or lower weight. Women who are significantly overweight may find that it is difficult to look pregnant with these bellies without significant "shifting around" of this added bulk; remember that women who are significantly overweight tend to not really look pregnant even when they are. Shorter people will have to use a safety-pin (or whatever) to shorten the strap that goes around the back of the neck, but once adjusted, they'll look great on anyone down to about 5'2". With a little creativity and more pins, they could probably be adapted for physiques down to, perhaps, 4'6. Imagine the fun of strapping up your 12 year old sister and taking her to see relatives you haven't visited for a few months (she could look guilty and remorseful but never offer a word of explanation). We'd like to film that! A velcro tab on the strap would have been a good idea for shorter types-- perhaps we'll modify some and offer that in the future. We suggest that a "tube-top" type garment might be worn over the belly, and then regular clothing over that, as that will smooth out any edges of the garment that might show through a light blouse. Use a loose-fitting tube-top to look farther along, or a tighter one to look otherwise. Or, a sweater will cover it well. And remember that these are designed to be worn fairly low. The idea is to look pregnant, not fat. There's a difference. We were surprised to see that these look JUST LIKE a pregnant belly when worn. It's really pretty shocking, and made us laugh out loud. We hadn't expected them to look THAT GOOD. But they really do. A few of the guys here wore some of these around town. On a guy, they look like a sloppy beer-belly. The guys who were fit and trim were shocked by how they were treated by people (especially girls) on the street or in public places. There was a noticable lack of respect (profound in some cases). The fat guys just looked fatter, and didn't notice anything different. The women who've tested these out in public were AMAZED by several things: First, guys didn't look at them anymore, and avoided eye contact, as though they were lepers. Want to go out clubbing and not get hit on AT ALL? Just drag this baby out of the closet, strap it on, and you're suddenly invisible to men. Second, women went out of their way to make eye contact, and there was much nodding and glances and smiles of approval from females, as though the wearer was suddenly enrolled in some secret club of preggos. It was downright weird. There's an oddball perk to wearing one of these around: Statistics show that serial killers virtually never abduct or kill pregnant women. Of course pregnant women are often killed by their bottom-feeding hillbilly boyfriends and husbands, so it's a tradeoff either way. These come packed fairly tightly into their boxes, and so might be wrinkled when they arrive. To relax any wrinkles that develop in shipping, you can iron, on a synthetic setting, and/or use a little handheld garment steamer, if desired. Again, these appear to be very well made -- above our nit-picky expectations, and should last for years and years. We can't imagine getting more fun or laughs out of ANYTHING that costs about the same as a cheap lunch at MacGurgles. You can barely buy a gallon of gas for this. We were pleasantly surprised to get this higher quality at this price. Every time you feel like getting knocked up, just slip one on and enjoy that "special" feeling. A word of caution though: Don't try to wear one through airport security. It'll show up on the scanner, and security will probably wrestle you to the floor and beat the hell out of you, thinking you're trying to hide a bomb or a case of Hershey Bars. It won't be pretty, flattering, or fun.

Let the games begin.

We accept MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, eChecks and VISA, etc.. No goats.

We accept: American Express, Master Card, Visa, Discover

This is a no-return item

True-Love Test?

In our days of industrial diving, raising ships, we gave up on using graduates of so-called "commercial diving schools" for various reasons, and just trained our own divers. As part of that training we needed to know which divers would STICK when things went to hell underwater, and which would panic and perhaps take more lives with them. So, as much as we disliked doing so, we tested every diver to see how they'd react when something "bad" happened on an underwater jobsite. We never, ever tested in stupid ways like turning off their air, but our methods were just as successful in subtler ways. These tests proved invaluable and probably saved lives, not the least of which were the lives of those who were prone to panic and so were removed from environments where panic meant death. We believe in the concept of testing for all sorts of things, but when it comes to love, we're not sure we're "there". The item on this page and others (Fake Pregnancy tests, Fake DNA tests, Fake Pregnancy Bellies, Fake Ultrasounds and Fake Pregnancy Documents) are sometimes being used in a way that may possibly backfire on the user. We've been aware of this use for some time, and we've been unsure how we felt about it, or how to address it. It is, simply, the use of these fake pregnancy products by women to "test" their boyfriends, husbands, significant others, to see if they truly love them. The idea is that if a significant other gets the news of a surprise pregnancy sprung upon them, they'll either embrace it, or flee, and the option they choose will dictate whether or not they "truly love" the woman perpetrating the ruse. This is very dangerous stuff. In the first place, any initial reaction by the guy may be a knee-jerk reaction. It may not reflect what he really feels. Sure, even if he comes back the next day and begs forgiveness and vows his undying support, you can still argue that he was a scumbag for even having entertained the notion of bolting, and perhaps you'd be right. Or perhaps not. The human heart is a very complicated thing. None of us has complete control over it; none of us knows FOR SURE what lies in ours. While the use of these products as a test of true love may have "some" benefit in discovering what's really in your mate's heart, the use of these products for that purpose should be discouraged, because the initial reaction may not be the truest reaction. While we do believe in the morality of using "little tests", usually psychological tests, to find out what's in a person's heart, this particular method of testing for true love may be like using a hammer to cave in a skull when a gentle tap on the shoulder would have sufficed. We urge extreme caution with these products. Think before you buy. Think again before you spring your trap. Be absolutely sure you WANT to know what's in your mate's heart. Sometimes it's better not to know.

You're going somewhere on Turkey-Day and Christmas, Right?
Go Pregnant! You Know You Want to!

These make great Fat Santa Bellies too!
Just wear them higher than for pregnancy.

$16.95

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