Roast 'em long and Roast 'em hot. Roast 'em slow, or in a pot.
Roast 'em 'till they scream and kick. Roast 'em turning on a stick.
Roast 'em on a red-hot grill; Roast 'em on a rocky hill.
Roast 'em in a big ol' pile;
Roast 'em with a little style.
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$55.00 Page #1 FV-09 Bobbit Copycat, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #2 FV-25 Bigfoot, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #3 FV-04 Organ Harvesters, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #4 FV-05b Crop Circles, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #5 FV-33 Female Rapist, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #6 FV-07 Goat Molester, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #7 FV-11 Alien Anal Probe, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #8 FV-15 Mammogrammer #2, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #9 FV-19 Prostitution Sting, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #10 FV-23 Aliens in YOUR Neighborhood, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #11 FV-27b Birthday Cake Fire, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #12 FV-29 Condom Thief, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #13 FV-32 Escapee, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #14 FV-35 Hit Man, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #15 FV-37b Kitten Killer, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #16 FV-40 Parking, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #17 FV-42b Knocked Up, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #18 FV-45 Porn Star, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #19 FV-47b Santa Killer, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #20 FV-50c Wedding Announcement, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #21 FV-02 Neighborhood Flasher, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #22 FV-22 Big Ass, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #23 FV-07b Goat Molester, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #24 FV-03 Bank Robber, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #25 FV-06 Snakes on the Loose, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #26 FV-51 Hair Care Product, Emergency Recall, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #27 FV-37c Kitten Killer, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #28 FV-12 Natural Gas Leak, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #29 FV-26 Birth Announcement, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #30 FV-17 Cooties, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #31 FV-08 Panty Thief, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #32 FV-10 Threats Against the Prez, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #33 FV-13 Mass Murderer (Basement Strangler), Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #34 FV-14 Mammogrammer #1, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #35 FV-16 Father, Performed by Rick L.
$55.00 Page #36 FV-18 Female Boy-Molester, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #37 FV-20 Gigalo, (Male Prostitute) Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #38 FV-21 Finally Got Lucky, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #39 FV-24 Arms Dealer Sought, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #40 FV-25b Bigfoot, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #41 FV-27 Birthday Cake Fire, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #42 FV-28 Stupid Sperm Donor, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #43 FV-30 Diseases, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #44 FV-31 Double Life, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #45 FV-32b Escapee, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #46 FV-34 Get a Job (Got a Job), Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #47 FV-36 Jimmy Hoffa, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #48 FV-37c Kitten Killer, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #49 FV-38 Love Child, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #50 FV-39 Mob Hit, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #51 FV-41 Peeper, Performed by Sam S.
$55.00 Page #52 FV-42 Got Knocked Up, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #53 FV-43 Pubic Hair, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #54 FV-44 Radioactive, Performed by Sam S.
$55.00 Page #55 FV-46 Russian Spy, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #56 FV-47 Santa Killer, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #57 FV-48 Sex Partners, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #58 FV-50 Wedding Announcement, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #59 FV-51 Hair Care Products, Performed by John F.
$55.00 Page #60 FV-37b Kitten Killer, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #61 FV-40 Parking Fines, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #62 FV-50b Wedding Announcement, Performed by Kim K.
$55.00 Page #63 FV-50c Wedding Announcement, Performed by Selena W.
$55.00 Page #64 FV-37 Kitten Killer, Performed by Samantha S.
$55.00 Page #65 FV-54 Local Shoplifter, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #66 FV-53 Red Light Runner, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #67 FV-52 Busted Pimp, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #68 FV-51b Hair Care Product Recall, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #69 FV-50d Wedding Announcement, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #70 FV-47d, Santa Killer, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #71 FV-37d, Kitten Killer, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #72 FV-27d, Cake Fire, Performed by April W.
$55.00 Page #73 FV-62, Pictures in Cave, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #74 FV-61, Milk Recall, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #75 FV-57, Broken Boner, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #76 FV-58, Head up Ass, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #77 FV-60, Hamburger Recall, Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #78 FV-59, CrimeBusters (drug dealer), Performed by Laura H.
$55.00 Page #79 FV-55, Viagra Priapism, Performed by Laura H.
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